WAKE UP

Conspiracy Cat

Nobody ran an operation on me. I ran one on the entire thing. The hat is not a costume, it is equipment, and it works, which is exactly what people say when it works.

Buy X

The eye is a receipt

Your second body is on

They choose the angle

Bubbles take memories

Butterflies are moved

I have never owned a bow tie

Conspiracy Cat in a foil hat
FOUR IN THE MORNING  +  NOBODY SENT ME  +  I NOTICED ON MY OWN  +  THE HAT STAYS ON  +  FOUR IN THE MORNING  +  NOBODY SENT ME  +  I NOTICED ON MY OWN  +  THE HAT STAYS ON  + 
Conspiracy Cat presenting the wall

I have been saying this for years

The string is not decoration

Conspiracy Cat surrounded by the evidence
The only photograph I trust. Everything in the frame showed up on its own the night it all finally connected. Nothing here was arranged. Nothing here is decoration.